Company objective : A seat at the table and a roast dinner
Strategic Plan
A, Get Reena out of the house by 24 April 2006 (sub plot , phone airline and cancel return tickets , call border patrol and say she is a drug dealer)
B, Let mouse loose in pantry thus suggesting that we are needed to exterminate varmints
C, Act cuddly
D, Practice "poor me" meow while looking pathetic
E, Take over Reena's side of the bed
F, Causally shove our way under the covers (sub plot devise means to turn on electric blanket)
G, Convince Chris that "breakfast in bed" is a valid cat option
H, Order bacon and eggs with cat milk as a side. (note must be runny eggs)
I, Read paper (cartoon section)
J, Snooze
K, repeat C to J
Monthly report to Board :
Progress to date : up to strategic objective E (see photo above)
Chaircat
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